Gwyneth Paltrow in a sexy tiny Bikini awesome tight slim sexy body

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in Barbados over the weekend where she showed off her “perfect in every way,” GOOP-honed body. And for someone who survives solely on a sprig of asparagus in a white pheasant reduction sauce daintily served by Dickensian children (I’m just saying words now.) she actually has an ass on her. Which is also amazing considering her rib cage is trying to eat her torso to survive. Then again, that’s what happens when you spend years standing too close to Madonna, but at least now we know they never ran around playing grab-ass or else this photo would’ve been nothing but a gray pancake with a talon sticking out of it. Or basically Samantha Ronson’s face.